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When a Patient Blatantly Lies to Me About Their History

And later the attending asks me for a differential

When I’m on my psych clerkship

and I get out several hours before the surgery and IM students I’m like…

Every Day On Peds

Would you like to suture the incision site?

Trying to have a conversation with non-med people

But I still end up making morbid medical jokes,

When the patient tells you they’ve had their first post-op bowel movement

My memory span in med school.

Trying to compete with the “naturally gifted” students in your class

Drinking Every Single Night of My Surgery Rotation

Restarting school after summer break