And later the attending asks me for a differential
When a Patient Blatantly Lies to Me About Their History
When I’m on my psych clerkship
and I get out several hours before the surgery and IM students I’m like…
Every Day On Peds
Would you like to suture the incision site?
Trying to have a conversation with non-med people
But I still end up making morbid medical jokes,
When the patient tells you they’ve had their first post-op bowel movement
My memory span in med school.
Trying to compete with the “naturally gifted” students in your class
Drinking Every Single Night of My Surgery Rotation
Restarting school after summer break