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Establishing Rapport With a Notoriously Difficult Attending
When I Hear that I’m Scrubbing into a Robotic Surgery

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I’m Like: 

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And After 7 hours of just Watching the Monitor, I’m Like:

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When I know what the picture is, and it’s not an answer choice
What I look forward to telling the Alumni Fund after 4 years of stingy financial aid
When I pull out my iPad during rounds

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the attending is just like:

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When the patient denies meth use despite a positive drug screen…
When you break sterile field

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And the scrub nurse is all like…
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When a Patient Blatantly Lies to Me About Their History

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And later the attending asks me for a differential

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When I’m on my psych clerkship

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and I get out several hours before the surgery and IM students I’m like…

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